All of my friends know that the only TV channel I watch is the Food Network. It's really lame, but it's what I like. I watch a lot of Iron Chef (I'm not pretentious - I don't say I only like the Japanese version... I actually prefer the American one. They don't use as weird of ingredients) but I really like the regular hosts.
In my head, I've invented fictitious relationships with the hosts - I'm on a first name basis with them. I feel like Paula should be the aunt I occasionally visit. She'd overstuff me with rich (somewhat absurdly rich) food and tell me I'm too thin. Rachel would be the irritating sibling I love but don't like to be around - except at Christmas. Giada would be the slutty woman across the hall and Bobby Flay would be the intimidating boss I don't have.
God I'm lame.
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The food network IS amazing. Paula? She's not from Iron Chef right? That's the one with her own show and she's from the south?! I LOVE her! She's got the greatest accent and is so super nice! Anyways! Love it! Her show is on at 2pm. :P
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